“My school has a Tupac quote in the hallway.”

“Biggest dicotyledon leaf ever found in the Amazon.”

“The box my new snowboard arrived in, dressed up as a shipment of fluorescent bulbs.”

“My dessert fork had a tiny fork inside it.”

“This Sheriff I saw has pink handcuffs.”

Christmas tree cactus.

“My cake naturally formed an evil smiling face.”

“This bug hotel I found on my walk this morning.”

“How an overnight freeze squeezed water out of the ground and froze it at one of our job sites.”

“These street benches in Buenos Aires are made of cement.”

“My garbage can made a garbage can shaped ice cube.”

“My cat had all black kittens.”

“My dad’s master closet has been turned into a train room, created meticulously and completely by hand.”

A naked lemon.

“Supermarkets in New Zealand have implemented a “quiet hour” once a week for customers with sensory needs”

“This white squirrel I saw on my walk.”

“My house is a 20,000 sq ft 1926 former Freemason Temple that we have been renovating by ourselves while living inside for the past 2.5 years.”

“The difference between someone 5’2 and 6’2 taking our picture.”

“This house near where I live is decorated like Clark’s house from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.”

“My wife hit the animal cracker jackpot!”

“Xmas lights buried in the snow.”

“German restaurant I went to has a pot-bellied pig in the patio section.”

“This hotel used to be a brewery.”

“The way these pillars crumble on these volumes of The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.”

“My great grandfather’s Thanksgiving menu during WWII.”